christopherowen.id.au » crime http://christopherowen.id.au/blog Stuff cubed plus one Fri, 07 Jan 2011 12:50:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Dear mister robber http://christopherowen.id.au/blog/2008/07/07/dear-mister-robber/ http://christopherowen.id.au/blog/2008/07/07/dear-mister-robber/#comments Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:55:06 +0000 Christopher Owen http://christopherowen.id.au/blog/?p=41 Dear mister (or ms though I doubt it) robber,

Thank you for smashing my car window last week while it was parked in my parking space. The lousy handful of change that you stole, that probably amounted to a maximum of $15, is now going to cost me $463 in repairs (along with a couple of hours of cleaning up and delaying a trip I wanted to take). I hope that it was really worth it for you and that you did really need the money — next time I might just leave my doors unlocked to save us both the hassle.

Cheers,
Your victim,
Chris

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